A Day in Dirty Jersey

This man brought me out of my in-bed reading stupor

and beckoned me to skateboard.

Why, it was none other than Jersey's best-kept secret,

"Dirty" Dermot Redding! He is also the reincarnation of

Charles Manson. We hopped on our teal Huffy bicycles

and headed out to the now infamous Junk Spot.

The land of milk and honey. Scope that buttery ledge...

Excellent wedge ledge.

Dermot got all Cheese and Crackers on this

beast.

He even motivated me to shralp a bluntslide.

Headed over to the mini ramp warehouse where Ronnie

Campone and Eric Mech were hard at work. You can thank

these two dudes for every skate project that has been

constructed in Jersey City for the past six years.

Carpentry skills: optional.

Beards and beanies: MANDATORY!

Eric was killing it.

An unstoppable force that could only be

compared to a leaner Steven Seagal or perhaps

a more-finessed Chuck Norris.

Charlie Manson says "See you next time!" which will

probably be tonight as he haunts your dreams.