Driving Cars Into Walls

Stumbling back from the bar, Owen and I caught these

two chicks (who were just moments earlier coming out)

of the same bar drive straight into a building. Perhaps

they were trying to Taliban themselves into the billboard

of the cute biracial couple? No. More likely then not they

were just drunk.

Is biracial a politically correct term anymore?

Now Available: Drunk white chicks driving into condo

buildings.

"Ya' see what y'all wanted to do was not go

into the wall, but to continya on the road, purty ladies."

"I'll just let you reverse off the curb like nothing

happened."

"Oh my fucking God, Rebecca! Like are these asshole cops

are gonna make us wait all fucking night? Brad is gonna

be soooo pissed."

These cops delegated over a late-night 69 session. And

in the end, of course, the white girls got away without

a sobriety test or anything. Glad to know Jersey City's

finest are keeping our roads safe.

Big-E was so hyped on the situation, he went

yack ballz to the wall on some Hollywood

Fried Chicken...

...And then Big Grizz walked us through a day

in the life...

...Then Owen was over it. Goodnight.