MEGA POST! Part 3: Party Expo Disaster Show

OK, so I finally finished school by this point,

although I still had a microeconomics final

by the time Spencer's party rolled around.

I got home. Studied my ass off for three days

straight and...

...I failed! First test I ever failed in college and

it was a final exam! Luckily, I was still above the

mean and median score, and so the curve was big

enough to get me a B+ in the course. BUT WHO

CARES ABOUT GRADES, ANYWAY?

After the exam, I hit summer running doing a

few shooting gigs for Japanese handbags and

Tokyo cafes (apparently I'm really big in Japan).

But what I was really looking forward to was

the Street Boners book release party at Party

Expo in Brooklyn. Street Boners is Gavin Mcinne's

brain child, as were the Do's and Don'ts from Vice

Magazine, which he started and left.

For some reason, even though his book makes fun

of these hipster squares, millions of them flock to

his party and worship his every word! It's like a cow

bowing down to Ronald McDonald. Anyway Wyldlife

was invited to open up for the hilarious Das Racist.

We knew there'd be really hot skinny chicks,

we were in! But the night turned out a bit differently.

I don't want to beat a dead horse, considering

Igor from Driven by Boredom already covered

the event (the photos are

of way better quality as well). Basically, the cops

showed up 3 songs into our set, Das Racist didn't

show up, none of us got laid, and our 45 EPs were

given out in 45 seconds to kids who just wanted

more, more, more. Next time, kids. I promise.

Gavin Mcinnes warms up the crowd with a sampling

of his book. Even though he is extremely terrifying to

meet, I gotta say, he was a pretty nice guy to me.

The massive crowd was stoked.

Awaiting Wyldlife...

You know the book is shocking when the chick on the right

is just simply appalled.

No Wyldlife photos of us playing. I'm not stealing them

and again, if you really care, you should check out Driven

By Boredom. The cops busted in and I told the crowd we

had free EPs. It was as if I had told a bunch of zombies

that I had free fresh brains.

I then told the crowd to make a zombie face as a matter

of fact, which is why you have some zombie hand

gestures here.